April 2012
what if i got a boyfriend
i wouldn’t know what to do
what do they eat???
how often do they have to be walked???
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How to Blow a Bubble
Step 1: First go like this
Step 2: Spin around
Step 3: STOP!
Step 4: Double take 3 times; 1…2…3!
Step 5: Then Pelvic Thrust!
Step 6: Stop on your right foot, DON’T FORGET IT!
Step 7: Now it’s time to bring it around town.
Step 8: Then yo do this, then this, and this, and that, and this, and that, and this.
Step 9: THEN…!
Thats how I do it….
March 2012
I just spent 5 minutes looking at pictures from today being disgusted by my body. While sitting here. At work. At the gym. Where I’m literally just sitting here on tumblr and watching Jeopardy. Eating pizza from some event going on in the gym. Love my motivation?
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“He knew that when he kissed this girl, and forever wed his unutterable visions...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (1925)
Screw that. White flag.
It’s 3 am and I’ve only written two and a half really shitty pages. I figure I’ll stay up until I finish a copy, get whatever sleep I can, then try to make it half presentable after my one class tomorrow.
Guys, never let me procrastinate this hard again. I don’t know how, but find a way to make me stop.
“It looks good! It looks like Mulan with an afro!”
– E. Gibby
I think I'm going to start posting a mini stream...
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Okay. I don’t really have a solid thesis (my intro currently ends with “However, despite any efforts by Disney to wander from traditional male and female stereotypes, the overwhelming majority of Disney works during the 1990s and 2000s ultimately continue to reinforce stereotypes of girls and boys which are held on to by viewers into later life.”), but my intro is generally...
liangjingjing replied to your post: Guys, it’s almost 10 pm and I’m still not feeling the pressure to focus on this paper that’s due tomorrow.
AMY YOU HAVE BEEN PROCRASTINATING FOR THE PAST COUPLE DAYS, IT IS TIME TO BUCKLE DOWN AND GET TO WORK.
angroy replied to your post: Guys, it’s almost 10 pm and I’m still not feeling the pressure to focus on this paper...
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Guys, it's almost 10 pm and I'm still not feeling...
My brain is fighting itself. One half is screaming “CRAP CRAP CRAP WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU DO SOME WORK ALREADY!” The other half is just all chill, out on some mental beach somewhere saying “Fuck it. Fuck it all.”
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Listening to Disney soundtracks to try to get me to focus on this paper. One of the weirdest statements ever, I think.
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liangjingjing replied to your post: Even with the plan to write this paper on gender…
BUT YOUR ESSAY TOPIC IS SO INTERESTING.
The mind of the extreme procrastinator does not discriminate between interesting and non interesting topics. Work to be avoided is work to be avoided.
Even with the plan to write this paper on gender stereotypes in Disney, I can’t force myself to focus and start me research. Paper due Friday; progress: none.
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I’m fighting the urge to send a guy I met over the weekend a message on facebook saying “Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy, but here’s my number, so call me maybe.” It’s not so much that I want to talk to him as I just really want to tell someone to call me maybe because that’d be fucking hilarious.
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Can I just stop my life and be Jimmy Buffett?
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